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A woman, searching for a job, inquired about
the benefits. The Personnel Manager informed her they had group health and life insurance, but the costs were deducted from
the employee's pay. She said, "My last employer had full health coverage, as well as five year's salary for life insurance and a
month's sick leave AND they paid the full premiums." "I can't help but ask why you would leave a job with such benefits," the interviewer replied. The woman shrugged her shoulders and said, "The company
went bankrupt."
A robust-looking gentleman ate a fine meal at an expensive restaurant and topped it
off with some Napoleon brandy, then he summoned the headwaiter. "Do you recall," he asked pleasantly, "how a year ago, I ate
just such a repast here and then, because I couldn't pay for it, you had me thrown into the alley like a common bum?" "I'm
very sorry sir..." began the contrite headwaiter. "Oh, it's quite all right." said the guest, "but I'm afraid I'll
have to trouble you again..." Q: Why does it get hot after baseball game? A: Because all the fans leave!
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Hagar the Horrible
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